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Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	850104
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1687	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4364
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3485
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO