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ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6252
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

Adventure, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Interstellar, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, preview page, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, spacecraft, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

Boycott, consumer activism, consumer behavior, consumer rights, Entertainment, ethical consumption, game developers, games, gaming boycott, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming ethics, gaming industry, gaming industry practices, gaming market, gaming trends, Minecraft, Nintendo, player experience, smp, video games, vote with your wallet, wrong choices

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5309
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, Baptism, Bridesmaid, cousin, creative vision, Disappointment, family conflict, family drama, godmother, godparents, inclusion, last option, long distance, Minecraft, relationships, Server, uncle, wedding arrangements, wedding party, wedding planner, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

blended family, children’s experience, co parenting, compromise, cultural celebration, cultural exchange, custody agreement, custody battle, diwali, Emotional Abuse, family traditions, Halloween, halloween costumes, holiday division, Multiculturalism, narcissist, parenting days, Puja, religious influence, Trick or Treat, TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

Addictive, Adventure, Android, AndroidGamez, app, best, Challenging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, Game, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, Play, Single player, Smartphone, smp, strategy, Top

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!