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The Apple of Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple Mac Mini Desktop 2024 Technology Computer Innovation Performance Design Efficiency Compact Powerful Reliable High-quality User-friendly Cutting-edge Future-proof Sleek Productivity Top-rated, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	742
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	3419
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

adult content, ANTHOLOGY, Anthro, Character development, CraftyAnthroMinecraft, dominant women, fanfiction, FANTASY, femdom, femdom stories, Furry, furry general, h game, Human Males, leashes, non-human female, relationships, romance, SMP1035, SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft, SMPGeneralMinecraft, SMPHumansMinecraft, Stories, submissive males

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!

Server Welcome! What are you capable of? Minecraft server

adventurers, bounty hunter, Cases, Clan, complex mobs, control, destiny, Dungeons, Exploration, Farming, Fresh Server, hidden mechanics, Immersive, player relationships, Plugins, PvP, robbery, Roles, Survival, Trade, Tribute, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	5834
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

The server is dedicated to complex Vanilla+ survival with immersive plugins and sometimes very complex mobs! The player will find himself in a world with an open PVP mode and virtually no regulation of player relationships. Everyone chooses their own path! Someone wants to rob graves, someone wants to explore the world, someone wants to farm level 40+ mobs, someone wants to trade. There is an unlimited number of roles on the server, as well as permitted (within the limits of decency) actions! Do you want to create a clan and collect tribute from players? Do you want to rob clans? Do you want to be a bounty hunter? Everything is in your hands! All you need to do is Survive! The game features more than 10 hidden mechanics that improve gameplay, create the necessary conditions for the player and allow him to choose where and how to go. Also, there are more than 30 custom dungeons on the server, which will definitely not let avid adventurers get bored!

It’s also a big plus – the server is completely fresh, and everyone can grab the chance to become someone more, and control not only their own destiny, but also the destinies of other players. Go for it 😉

65.108.21.254:25909

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Corruption, dude, emotional connection, experimentation, fall in love, Gay, Intimacy, LGBTQ, love, love advice, lovecraft, man, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, same sex relationships, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Server, sex, sexual orientation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Votes:	9625
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

better, Cadet, Competition, Defeat, Defense, defensive mistakes, gf, Hockey, Improvement, Lapses, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes prevention, NHL, Opponents, Outplayed, Pacific teams, Performance, scoring, Shocked, smp, Space, strategy, Vegas

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

Apathy, Birth Rates, cultural malaise, Despair, disillusionment, economic struggles, Escape, EURO, Europe, europoor, existential crisis, generational despair, hopelessness, lack of motivation, lack of opportunity, Life, mental health, Minecraft, Poor, sense of purpose, Server, societal issues, societal norms, societal pressure, Stagnation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

1 million people., 1400%, 2021 ATH, 21 tokens, alternative Bitcoins, Anons, BCH Cash, bitcoin cash, btc, Chan, creeper, Crypto, Day, Day 322, frens, konnichiwa, make it stack, normies, Recap, smp, Triple

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	887907	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!