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CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	7451
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9480	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	1812	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	122
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1368
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!