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NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	842966
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3784	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6832
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9924
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5914
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!