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Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Farms Harvested:	675
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Emeralds Found:	3208	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Animals Bred:	154	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	92537	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.