BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

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Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

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Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

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JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	723
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

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Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	6904
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	9528
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mines Excavated:	2536
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2