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Ace Attorney Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	830
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

AI vs. Me Minecraft Server

academic integrity, ai, AI detector, AP US History, arguments, Artificial Intelligence, calling out, class debate, classmate, douche, election of 1800, Ethics, federalists, Insight, Minecraft, online discussion board, practice debate, republicans, research, Server, Teacher

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	1659
Buildings Constructed:	32	Emeralds Found:	9753

Are you tired of boring debates in history class? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle between Federalists and Republicans for the election of 1800!

Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.

Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!

BrotherlyCraft

BrotherlyCraft, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, maternal bond, parenting roles, raising siblings, sibling bond, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling connection, sibling distance, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, sibling support, sibling understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and emotional rollercoasters more than diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through sibling bonds stronger than obsidian and parental decisions more confusing than a creeper explosion.

Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?

Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?

Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FashionistaSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Runes Activated:	1

Forget designer labels and trendy fashion, the most attractive piece of clothing someone can wear on our Minecraft SMP is a diamond chestplate! Why, you ask? Well, because it shows that you’re not afraid to take risks and dive headfirst into dangerous situations. Plus, who wouldn’t want to sparkle and shine like a disco ball while fighting off creepers and zombies?

Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!

StrangerCraft: Memorable Moments

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2402
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Have you ever met a stranger in Minecraft who turned out to be a secret agent trying to save the world from an invasion of evil creepers? Well, on our server, you never know who you’ll come across! Join us for a chance to team up with undercover superheroes, quirky aliens, and maybe even a talking llama or two. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, just like Israel launching strikes on Hezbollah, except instead of bombs we drop mad blocks and explosions are just fireworks in the sky, bro! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz why not? Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow sh*t up together!

Peripheral Pixel Pals

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s da bomb diggity yo! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’, it’s a whole party up in here!

Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!

Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Votes:	4023	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a diverse range of characters to choose from! From a purple alien with laser eyes to a sentient block of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.

But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?

So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Picture Posting SMP Threads

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only discussion is about which mob drops the best loot!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where half the players are obsessed with building pixel art of their favorite memes, while the other half are busy debating whether creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures.

Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is considering joining in on the fun. So come on down and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for those sneaky players who try to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

MomVsDad Minecraft Server

Asian culture, board exams, caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, dialysis, family, financial support, Gratitude, Guilt, health crisis, INDEPENDENCE, kidney failure, long distance, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, MomVsDad, parents, part-time jobs, relationships, sacrifice, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of a dad who showers you with everything but doesn’t understand the importance of family. Instead, embark on a journey where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle epic monsters with your friends!

Forget about feeling guilty for following your heart and taking care of your sick mom. On our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft!

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	2370	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!