Couldn’t hurt a fly – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ace Attorney Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!
But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

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New Server IP
CyclopsCraft: Squared Cinema
alternative reality, aspect ratio, Cinema, cinematography, creative concept, Cyclops, CyclopsCraft, Depth Perception, Entertainment, eye patch, film industry, film production, hypothetical scenario, movies, one eyed, series, speculative fiction, Square, squared, unique perspective, Visual Experience, visual perception, Visual Storytelling
join our epic minecraft server where we all pretend to be cyclops and the aspect ratio of everything is a SQUARE. why be a boring ol’ regular person when you can be a one-eyed monster in a blocky world? come join us for some wacky adventures and see the world in a whole new way. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy fun!

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MilkCraft: No Bird Flu Here!
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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have cured avian flu in milk! yea u heard that right, no more getting sick from drinking milk straight from the cow cuz we got that pasteurization magic goin on. our cows are like superheroes, turning dangerous bird flu into harmless milk goodness. u can drink all the milk u want without worryin about gettin sick, it’s like a superpower or somethin. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t catch any bird flu from our milk, only good times and epic adventures in the world of minecraft!

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2D2T | ANARCHY WITHOUT RULES Minecraft server
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This is 2b2t in minecraft pocket edition
Server on version 1.1.5
Opened recently
Hurry up to make history
2d2t.run.place:12556

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New Server IP
SRCA Better MC Fabric Server
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Better MC [FABRIC] – BMC2 Version 24 of the mod is used
– No griefing– No stealing– Have a fun time
– All info about the server is linked at the website link including Discord server invite link and more
170.205.27.45

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Uncooked Spells: Bland 1.20.4 Server, Lots of Room, Social, No Rules, 30 Players

1.20.4, 24/7, 30 slots, active community, Backed up daily, bland, building, Discord, Friendly staff, Greifing, Lots, Mob Farming, new chunk loading, permanent ban, Players, PvP, Raiding, redstone machines, room, rules, Server, Social, spawn protection, Spells, stealing, Support, Teaming, uncooked, unlimited farming, Vanilla, world backups, worlds

Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla Minecraft server with an active community, friendly staff, and various features for players to enjoy.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Spawn Protection	100 Blocks

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules for permanent ban?

A: No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

Q: What are the allowed actions on the server?

A: PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding.

PhenoCraft Server – What’s the Genotype?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old phenotypes? Well, look no further because our server is a genetic masterpiece! We’ve got villagers with rainbow-colored noses, creepers that explode into confetti, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. Join us and witness the wackiest phenotypes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he roasts players while they try to defeat him in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a unicorn through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs boring old phenotypes when you can have a rainbow-nosed villager as your neighbor?

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New Server IP
NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server
data transfer, ethernet connection, home networking, home technology, home use, internet access, internet connection, internet connectivity, internet devices, internet reliability, internet speed, Minecraft, Network Devices, network performance, network security, networking equipment, new routers, non-wifi routers, NoWifiNoProblem, radio antennas, Server, Technology, wireless routers
Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

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VacayVandal Minecraft Server
anger, communication problems, Confrontation, emotional response, financial support, household chores, household responsibilities, lack of effort, leaving for vacation, messy house, Minecraft, pettiness, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, staying at friend’s house, staying at parents’ house, unemployed partner, unspoken agreements, VacayVandal, virtual cleaning game, work trip
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where virtual cleaning games are banned and real-life responsibilities are a thing of the past!
Join us and leave behind the chaos of relationships where housework becomes a battleground. On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.
Say goodbye to laundry drama and hello to blocky adventures. Who needs a clean house when you can have a clean slate in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real world behind – after all, virtual messes are way more fun to clean up!

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New Server IP
JavaJokerz
budget concerns, coffee brand, JavaJokerz, office budget, office coffee, office collaboration, office colleagues, office communication, office conflict, office culture, office decision making, office division, office dynamics, office meeting, office morale, office productivity, office routine, office satisfaction, office supplies, office supplies management, office teamwork
Are you tired of boring office drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!
Our server is like a virtual office, but with way more fun and way less coffee drama. No need to consult with your colleagues before making a switch, because here, the only thing you’ll be switching is your pickaxe for a sword!
Join now and leave the office politics behind. Who needs budget concerns when you can just mine for resources and build your own empire? Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive notes left in the break room about your coffee choices. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
blockbusters, coping mechanisms, determination, emotional well being, inner resilience, inner strength, mental health, mental strength, mental toughness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server
Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde knocking on your door? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon against all your troubles – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a delicious cake! That’s right, no more running from mobs or worrying about your precious builds getting destroyed. Just whip out that pickaxe and start baking your way to victory!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll gain the power to ride on their backs through the skies, raining down cake and golden apples on all who dare to challenge you.
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, cake, and flying pigs, then come join us! Who needs therapy when you have a diamond pickaxe that turns blocks into cake, am I right?

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