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Ace Attorney Minecraft Server

Ace, ace attorney, Ace Attorney fans, Attorney, Couldn’t hurt a fly, Dahlia Hawthorne, Dahlia might be a psycho murderer, death row, girl boss, mentally disabled, Minecraft, Misogyny, Murder he didn’t commit, Naoto is trans, Obsessed with marriage, pedophile, pedophilia, rape culture, retards, Server, sex, shu takumi, Super trusting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	653	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8802	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

2024.., CASUALTIES, casualties in 2024, casualties in Russia, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, price of war, russia, Russia conflict, Russia invasion casualties, russia news, Russia Syrskyi, Russian casualties, Russian Invasion, russian military, Server, Syrskyi, War, war casualties

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	5236	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

2.., 700-year-old, Access, Ancient, Assad, Community, Conflict, cultural heritage, damascus, Fall, historical site, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, preservation, Religious, restoration, ruined, RuinedSynagogueCraft, synagogue, Syria, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

Dungeon SMP [pvp]

Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, Endless, Expanding, Fallen Gods, Grinding, Join, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, PvP, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Server Name	Dungeon SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Features	RPG, PVP

Brief Overview

Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience. Players can explore an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. The server features different classes, such as Serpent and Undead, and has a rich lore surrounding the Fallen Gods. Players can become strong by grinding and progressing in the dungeon. Join Dungeon SMP today for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience set in an endless expanding dungeon.
What classes are available on the server?	Players can choose from classes such as Serpent and Undead.
Is PVP allowed on Dungeon SMP?	Yes, PVP is allowed on the server.
How can I join Dungeon SMP?	You can join Dungeon SMP by following the link to their Discord server: https://discord.gg/WdR6MbJJ

Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

adult content, animation, Anime, boundary-pushing, creativity, cultural norms, Diversity, Entertainment, Expression, FANTASY, Intimacy, japanese, Japanese culture, Land, relationships, romance, Scene, sex, Sex scene, sexual liberation, societal expectations, spice of life, taboo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256568
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the anime of Minecraft servers. We’re all about that spicy life, you know what I mean? We believe that every block should have a sex scene. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re all about adding that extra flavor to your gaming experience. Plus, we’re on a mission to make sure Japanese players get their fair share of action too. So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push boundaries and spice things up, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join us now and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, creative play, family time, favorite toys, first crushes, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, simpler times, smp, summer vacations, youthful energy, youthful innocence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	6627	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CraftyCheatDetector

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, cheating indicators, cheating partner, cheating red flags, cheating signs, cheating spouse, CraftyCheatDetector, Deception, dishonesty, Infidelity, lying.., relationship, relationship problems, relationship trust, secretiveness, signs of cheating, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unfaithful

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	9551

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

CraftyPolishAssist

Assistance, bilateral relations, contingency plan, cooperation, CraftyPolishAssist, crisis management., cross-border assistance, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, energy crisis, european union, FOREIGN AID, international relations, Poland, political response, regional cooperation, Slovakia, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Community, data packs, Discordsrv, Enhanced Crafting, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, smp, Texture, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	689426	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Turtlecraft Server Overview

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

3. How large is the map in Season 5?

Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1

1.20.1, ai, computer vision, deep learning, DeepFaceCam, Demo, Face Swap, facecam, facial recognition, github, github repository, innovation, iRoopDeepFaceCam, Live, Live Webcam, machine learning, open source, real-time, software, Swap, Technology, tutorial, Video Demo, video game boss

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner block-building beast!

We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!

And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!

Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Shocking50YearsAgo, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!