2024 Best Couldn’t hurt a fly New Minecraft Servers

Ace Attorney Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!
But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

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ReverseParkAdvantage – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Backing into a parking space in our SMP gives you a special power-up that allows you to fly like a majestic eagle through the skies of Minecraft. Who needs elytra when you can just park your virtual car like a boss?

2. Rumor has it that if you back into a parking space three times in a row, a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers will open up. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that party!

3. Our SMP is home to the legendary Parking Lot of Doom, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to park their virtual cars. Can you navigate through the treacherous obstacles and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of backing into a parking space like never before!

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Ad-FreeCraft: Back in the Day!

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Remember when creepers didn’t blow up your house in Minecraft? What else did we take for granted back then? Well, on our server, we guarantee that creepers will only give you hugs and flowers instead of exploding. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds – so you can become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MCSnips2: Modding Our Way Through Minecraft 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview:

🚨 **Attention, Inmates! Your Shot at Freedom Starts Now!** 🚨

Messed up? Don’t worry—you’ve got one last chance to set things right. Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is offering a golden opportunity to commute your sentence. All you have to do is dive into a dimension that looks familiar but holds some seriously weird secrets, and find that precious Warp Stone. Think you’ve got what it takes?

🌟 **Your Mission: Freedom Is Just a Quest Away**:

🏡 **Builder’s Dream**: Use **MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors** to create the perfect hideout. If you’re going to be stuck here, you might as well live in style.
🌳 **Dynamic Trees with Pam’s Fruits**: Wander through ever-changing forests where the trees grow, evolve, and drop all kinds of tasty treats. Nature’s on your side—don’t mess it up.
🚂 **Create**: Build insane contraptions and mechanical wonders. Whether it’s trains or automated factories, if you can dream it, you can build it.
🛒 **CustomNPCs**: The Spawn Town market is open. Trade, barter, and take on quests from NPCs who might just be crazier than you.
🏰 **Better Dungeons**: Adventure through dungeons that promise treasure—or an untimely demise. The first one’s already open, so sharpen your sword and get ready for a fight.

🔍 **Uncover the (Definitely Not Cursed) Story**:

The worldborder’s expanding, revealing clues and dungeons that no sane person would explore. But hey, you’re not here because you’re sane, are you? The first dungeon’s waiting, so grab your gear and face whatever horrors—or treasures—lie within.

**Quests are live**, the market’s thriving, and somehow you’re still alive. Jump in, prove your mettle, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away a free person.

**Message me anywhere and request an invite** and join the madness in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2.

Adventure, redemption, and plenty of questionable decisions await. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom—if you make it out alive! 💀🚀

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question:	Answer:
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message the server admin anywhere to request an invite.
What is the main objective in this Minecraft server?	Your main objective is to find the Warp Stone and earn your freedom.
Are there any special features in this server?	Yes, there are custom NPCs, dynamic trees, better dungeons, and more.
Can I build my own structures in this server?	Yes, you can use various building tools and mods to create your hideout.
Is there a market in the server for trading?	Yes, the Spawn Town market is open for trading, bartering, and taking on quests.

Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

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🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.
Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

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ExParentalAdvisory

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

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PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

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Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.
Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

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PixelatedMindCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

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