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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7940 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 251 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!