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SongCraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1723	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3762	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3913	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	8072
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!