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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	429285
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Crops Grown:	4048
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Votes:	8417
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	7447
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mines Excavated:	3356	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	4387	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	214	Villages Defended:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

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