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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1801 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 5639 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.