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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.
first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.
but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.
so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).
