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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9927 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret quest where u gotta find the legendary golden potato of doom, rumored to grant u unlimited power and infinite diamonds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie pigman to follow u around and protect u from any pesky skeletons tryna ruin ur day.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so intense, u might even pee ur pants a little bit (but don’t worry, we won’t judge).
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!