cosmic skeptic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	613271

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	313

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6781	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8028
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3707
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	150
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives