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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8890 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, but when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into exploding chickens! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!
But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! This server is crack. Balatro for goty, and you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun. So come join us and let the madness begin!
