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Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9753	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	542
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Farms Harvested:	136
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Votes:	7483
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9511	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Void Gems Collected:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!