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Zero Infinity Craft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4201
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5486	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Potions Brewed:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	2601
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!