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NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

creepy, eerie, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spooky, SpookyMysteryMan, Supernatural, unexplained, unexplained encounters, unexplained events, unexplained happenings, unexplained incidents, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sightings, unexplained situations, unexplained stories

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Challenges, CHANGE, Country, Development, Economy, founding fathers, Government, growth, Improvement, Minecraft, nation, Obstacles, Politics, Potential, Problems, progress, REFORM, Regions, revolution, Server, society, transformation, vision

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

all-time great, athlete, athletic achievement, best goalkeeper, football, Goalkeeper, goalkeeping, goalkeeping legend, goalkeeping skills, Goat, greatest of all time, History, iconic, legend, Legendary, Minecraft, record holder, smp, Soccer, soccer player, sports, Sportsmanship, Top Player

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Emeralds Found:	2803	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8416
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	260429
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

BroBroKidsNoGoZone, communication breakdown, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, favoritism accusations, financial concerns, food demands, handling tantrums, kid outings, managing expectations, meal planning, niece and nephew relationships, parenting challenges, picky eaters, respecting boundaries, setting boundaries, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, special outings, stepdaughter issues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

SubredditSilliness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Claudia Sheinbaum, empowerment, female empowerment, female leadership, feminism, gender equality, gender gap, Government, leadership, Mexican, mexico, Minecraft, Politics, president, progress, SenoritaSheinbaums, Server, social justice, women in power, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	5991
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

animal deaths, animal health, animal welfare, avian influenza, bird, bird flu, disease outbreak, Edition, Endangered species, Epidemic, flu, H5N1, Lions, Panther, public health, state media, TigerCraft, Tigers, veterinary medicine, Vietnam, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoonotic diseases, zoos

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty