CORTICAL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoSweatBoyfriend

Apology, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, depression, Emotional support, growth, gym, insensitive comments, love, motivation, NoSweatBoyfriend, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, weight gain

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with dating a virtual boyfriend!

When you first spawn in, you’ll be greeted by your chubby boyfriend who will support you no matter what – until you gain a little weight. Watch as your relationship dynamics change as you go from skinny to chubby, just like in real life!

Experience the thrill of virtual arguments over body image and motivation for the gym. Will you be able to keep your boyfriend happy and fit, or will you end up single in the pixelated world?

Join now for a chance to question your self-worth and learn valuable life lessons about love and acceptance – all in the comfort of a Minecraft server! Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained?

RedditToughCraft

coping mechanisms, determination, emotional resilience., Endurance, Grit, Hard Asses, mental fortitude, mental toughness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, RedditToughCraft, resilience, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, strength, thick skin, tough mentality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	122
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with the toughest, most hardcore players on the internet! We’re talking about players who have survived creeper explosions, fought off hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword, and even punched a tree until it turned into a crafting table.

Join us if you want to test your skills against the hard asses of Reddit and prove that you have what it takes to survive in this brutal world of blocks and pixels. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to show us what you’re made of. Just remember, on this server, only the strong survive. And if you can’t handle the heat, well, you better start crafting yourself a new pair of pants, because things are about to get real hard-assed up in here.

LostCraft: Where memories disappear faster than diamonds

absence.., appreciation, Awareness, cherish, diamonds, disappear, Faster, forgetfulness, Forgotten, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, Loss, LostCraft, Memories, Memory, Nostalgia, perspective, realization, Recollection, Reflection, Remembrance, sentiment, sentimentality, Value

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4745
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3283	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical land where ur dreams come true and ur nightmares come to life. we got unicorns riding pigs, chickens that can talk, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond so big it was the size of their head. they built a castle out of it and lived happily ever after, until a group of evil villagers stole it and used it to power their disco ball. but don’t worry, we defeated the villagers and now the diamond castle is open for all to explore.

if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. u can eat ur way through gingerbread houses and marshmallow trees, but be careful of the chocolate lava pits.

so come join us on dis crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination and the only rule is to have fun. oh, and also no griefing cuz that’s just not cool, bro.

TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!

75Min, disaster preparedness, emergency response, EXPERIMENTAL, forecasting, Impact, innovation, lead, Lead Time, meteorology, NOAA, press release, Public Safety, research, Safety, Science, severe weather, Technology, Time, TornadoCraft, Violent Tornado, Warn-On-Forecast System, warning system, weather

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	1417	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, come join our server where we have tornadoes that give you a 75-minute warning before they hit! that’s right, you can build your blocky house in peace knowing you have plenty of time to run for cover when a tornado comes barreling towards you.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy experiments and science projects that will blow your mind. ever wanted to ride a flying pig? well, now you can! just hop on one of our genetically modified pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground lab where we’re trying to create a potion that turns players into diamond-encrusted unicorns. imagine prancing around the server with a shiny horn and sparkly mane, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever you go.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

ChaoticCreeper

Creative, Minecraft Survival Creative Multiplayer PVP Minigames Plugins Adventure Exploration Building Sandbox RPG Economy Factions Skyblock Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Redstone Community, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to ChaoticCreeper! Our server offers several unique worlds for you to explore. We have one creative world and two survival worlds, one of which is generated with the latest 1.21 version. In the survival worlds, you are free to build and explore at your leisure. Additionally, we feature a Survival Games world where you can engage in thrilling battles against other players in a fun arena setting.

Our server also includes the SuperLuckyBlock plugin, which adds an extra layer of excitement and unpredictability to the gameplay.

If you decide to join us, please make sure to read and adhere to the rules posted in the spawn area.

We look forward to seeing you on the server! ChaoticCreeper is open 24/7.

chaoticcreeper.hopto.org

CraftyStarz Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyStarz, Crimzon Ruze, Expurosion Edition, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Votes:	7203	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	552
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Explosive Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop action. Our server is home to legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of TNT explosions, and Axel Syrios, the lava surfing champion.

Looking for some intense PvP battles? Look no further than Gavis Bettel, the diamond armor clad warrior, and Machina X Flayon, the redstone genius who can trap you in an obsidian maze in seconds.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic quests led by Banzoin Hakka, the mystical wizard, and Josuiji Shinri, the fearless explorer who once tamed a pack of wild creepers.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our legendary alumni who have conquered every dungeon and boss in the game.

On the ARMIS side, prepare to face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dinosaur-riding warrior, and Goldbullet, the sharpshooter who never misses a shot. Octavio will challenge you to a parkour race through the Nether, while Crimzon Ruze will test your survival skills in the harshest biomes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most explosive and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

SoupSMP: The Adventures of Soup, Minecraft SMP Edition

action figure toy, Adventures, children, collectible, detailed design, Edition, Fun, high quality, imagination, interactive play, kids toy, kitchen play, lifelike, merchandise, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, Realistic, role playing, smp, Soup, Soup action figure, soup lover, soup themed, SoupSMP, Toy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, soup action figures!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get us started on the soup action figures – they’re the hottest commodity in our world. Rumor has it, if you collect all the soup action figures, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant spoon through a soup-filled dimension.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to soup action figures as you are? Plus, we have epic events like the annual Soup Olympics, where players compete in soup-themed challenges for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual soup.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most soup-tastic Minecraft SMP out there. Join us today and let the soup-filled fun begin!

NoiseComplaintsRUs

child, compassion, Complications, concern, CPS, disability, Fever, flu, headache, Hospital, neighbors, noise complaint, NoiseComplaintsRUs, parenting, Police, Pregnant, residential, screaming, Sickness, Subdivision, wellness check

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelPunchers

assault victims, Attack, crime, Incident, International, investigation, Journalism, Media, News, Nine’s Olympic broadcast team, Olympic coverage, Paris, PixelPunchers, Police investigation, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, Significant assault, Staff, suspects, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1148
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

SleepCraft – Time is Money!

expensive currency, health, indulgence, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Precious, prioritize sleep, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleepcraft, Sleeping, spend, Time, time is money, time is precious, time is valuable, Time management, valuable, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7362	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is literally money and you can sleep your way to riches! forget mining for diamonds, just take a nap and watch your bank account grow!

we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.

if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?