Cortex A9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	830
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	2214	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.