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Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	3522
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	4288

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!