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OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	363	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9039	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mines Excavated:	3562	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	852696	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!