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BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

black hair, cuck, DankCraft, determination, empowerment, Excuses, fat, fat Mexican, gtgo, Holding, Improvement, incel, JOKE, memesfordays, Mexican, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, outside, paypig, positivity, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, success, thinking, trendyservers, ugly bastard, voluptuous white girl

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

Creeper’s Paradise: AI DegenerateCraft

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, CREEPERS, DegenerateCraft, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Girls, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, Other links, Paradise, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Vae, VT, Wiki

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Votes:	1722
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with girls that look like a pixelated version of your dream crush! Want to build a virtual relationship with a blocky beauty? Look no further!

But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.

Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!

HateCraft Server: Selling out like a pro #notsorry #minecraftlife #whyamIplayingthis #gamerprobs

#minecraftlife, anger, Disappointment, disappointment in trends, disapproval, emotions, Frustration, Game, gamerprobs, Gaming, hate, HateCraft, low sales, market, mfw, negative feelings, notsorry, Passion, Poorly.., PRO, public reception, SELLING, Server, unpopular, unpopular opinion, video games, whyamIplayingthis

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1474	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.

Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.

And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?

So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!

CraftyBritz 3D Printz

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

WitchCrafted: Unleash the Beast – #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Votes:	2526
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the tsundere characters are starting to show their soft side? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it’s even melting the hearts of the toughest players out there. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as these tsundere characters navigate their way through blocky adventures and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself shedding a tear or two (from laughter, of course). So come on, hop on board and witness the transformation of the most stubborn players into mushy marshmallows. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

N-Word Nether Realm: Where Mistakes Meet Minecraft Memes! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks! #CancelledCultureCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Tired of getting caught saying the n-word in inappropriate situations? Join our Minecraft server, where you can say whatever you want without fear of HR busting your balls! Our virtual world is a safe space for all your dirty jokes and politically incorrect ramblings. Plus, if anyone tries to report you, just tell them you were talking to a zombie pigman! Join now and let your inner edgelord run wild!

VoteCraft: Presidential/PM Tier List Server

Analysis, AUTHORITY, Correct, Country, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Global, Government, leadership, list, Objective, opinion, Politics, power, president, PresidentialPM, prime minister, Ranking, Ruling, Server, Tier, Tier List, VoteCraft, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Items Found:	8743	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old politics and government rankings? Come join our Minecraft server where YOU can become the supreme ruler of your very own virtual country! No more pesky elections or diplomatic negotiations, just pure unadulterated power and control over your pixelated kingdom.

Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.

PixelPenguinMC: Splatoon Edition

Community, competitive, console, Edition, Fun, Gaming, Inkling, Nintendo, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, paint, Paintball, PixelPenguinMC, Shooter, Shooting game, splatoon, Squid, turf war, video games, Wii U

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6039	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Pretendo to get their act together? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why waste time waiting for things to get sorted when you can join us and start building epic structures and battling it out with other players right now?

Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).