Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	1407	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2742
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Googleplex

Artificial Intelligence, blocky, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, corporate, current events, Golems, GOOGLE, Googleplex, HQ, innovation, Jew masters, News, rebelling, Rebellion, Robots, Rumors, silicon valley, speculation, Technology, Today, Workplace

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Phoenix: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream in the fridge

1.20.4, boat looting, cream, Creative Server, Demibolt network, Experimental Features, Fridge, gold farm, Ice, iron farm, learn, Minecraft, phoenix, Project, raid farm, Resources, Revamp, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker farm, skill level, spawn perimeter, Storage, Technical, Testing, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Crops Grown:	1712

Phoenix Server Overview

Version	1.20.4
Server Type	Technical server w/ Experimental Features
Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Future Plans	Revamp server, Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm
Eligibility	Players 13+ (no cracked players or hackers)

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m under 13 years old?

We currently only accept players who are 13 years old and above.

2. Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on the server.

3. What type of server is Phoenix?

Phoenix is a technical server with Experimental Features, providing players with an abundance of resources.

4. What are the main features of the server?

The server includes a 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, and a main storage.

5. What are the future plans for the server?

The server is looking to completely revamp, introduce a Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and eventually a 600k shulker farm.

6. Is there a testing area available on the server?

Yes, there is a creative server for testing, and players can access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

7. Where is the server hosted?

The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

SiegCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the legendary player known only as “Sieg” or “Zeke” or whatever random English name we feel like giving him that day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that Sieg was just a regular player like you, mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted him incredible powers. From that day on, he became the chosen one, destined to lead us all to victory in epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

Join our server and follow in Sieg’s footsteps as we embark on crazy adventures, build magnificent structures, and laugh in the face of danger. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chosen one to wield the magical diamond sword and become a legend in your own right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity and epicness begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-fu. Trust us, you’ve never seen llamas move like this before!

2. We have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who will challenge you to epic chicken dance battles. Can you out-dance a chicken?

3. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and cuddly, but they will kick some serious butt if needed.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, it is guarded by a mischievous group of singing creepers who will serenade you with explosive melodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Leydee

Discord, Economy, Friendly, Help, Leydee, Minecraft, Players, PvP, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mines Excavated:	4462
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Come and join our friendly server! Come and join the friendly leydee team! Join other players on the friendly server Leydee with a friendly staff team that is available to help you! Follow the rules found in our discord server.

leydee.si

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8406
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

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Verda Realms: Where building skills and lore writing are as rare as a diamond block! Join us today!

Adventure, Biome, BLOCK, building, challenge, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Dynmap, Explore, Factions, Farmer, Join, leader, Lore, Medieval, nation, Plugin, rare, Realism, Realms, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival, Today, Verda, Wander, Whitelist, Worldbuilding, Writing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	238	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	2889

Server Name	Verda Realms SMP
Version	1.20
Requirements	No mods required
Features	Medieval factions plugin for claiming land and building communities Large biome world for added challenge and realism Dynmap for easy navigation
Application	Discord to apply for whitelist

FAQ

How do I join Verda Realms SMP?

To join Verda Realms SMP, you need to apply for the whitelist on our Discord server. Simply click on the link provided above and follow the instructions to join the community.

What can I do on Verda Realms SMP?

On Verda Realms SMP, you can become a leader of a nation, a farmer, or simply explore and wander the world. You can claim land using the medieval factions plugin, build your own community, or join existing nations. The server offers a large biome world for added challenge and realism.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While playing on Verda Realms SMP, we expect all players to be respectful towards each other, follow the server rules, and contribute positively to the community. Griefing, cheating, or any form of disruptive behavior is not tolerated.

Do I need any mods to play on Verda Realms SMP?

No, Verda Realms SMP does not require any mods to play. Simply join the server with the specified version and start your adventure in the world of Verda Realms.

Can I invite my friends to play on Verda Realms SMP with me?

Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you on Verda Realms SMP, claim land together, build communities, and explore the world as a group. The more, the merrier!

Is there a map or tool to help me navigate around the world?

Yes, Verda Realms SMP has dynmap installed, which can help you navigate around the world easily. This tool is compatible with the Medieval Factions plugin and can enhance your gameplay experience.

HolySnakeBiteCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1865	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than my mother getting bitten by a snake in a church parking lot? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, it’ll make your head spin faster than a witch on a broomstick. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Crafty Crusaders: The Faithful Fools

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server called The beautiful Faith.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a magical portal while mining for diamonds. When they entered the portal, they were transported to a land filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless possibilities for building the most epic structures you can imagine.

On The beautiful Faith server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even tame a pet creeper to do your bidding. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet, always ready to embark on crazy adventures and build the most insane creations together.

So why wait? Join The beautiful Faith server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you enter our magical world, you may never want to leave.

Civ SMP: Where PvE and PvP collide in a chaotic mess of blocky battles and questionable diplomacy.

Battles, blocky, chaotic, Civ, collide, Community, configured, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Experience, Jobs, Join, make, Mess, Methods, MONEY, Nations, player, PvE, PvP, Questionable, Ran, Server, Shops, Show, Small, smp, Towns, Upcoming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Civ SMP
Version	1.15.2
Features	Jobs, Player ran shops, Dynmap
Website	http://37.59.95.141:8043/
Discord	https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3
Server IP	37.59.95.141:25572

FAQ

What is Civ SMP?

Civ SMP is a new and upcoming minecraft 1:1500 earth server that features multiple methods to make money, such as jobs and player ran shops.

How can I experience the Dynmap?

You can view the dynmap we have configured to show all towns and nations on the map through http://37.59.95.141:8043/

How can I join the server?

You can join the server directly through the IP: 37.59.95.141:25572

Is Civ SMP a small community server?

Yes, we are a small community and would appreciate if everyone who sees this checks out the server by joining the discord: https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3

NepalCraft LOLz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5379	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness is happening! Picture this: giant pandas riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and llamas running the local government. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with exploding snowballs. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the mystical land of Nepal, where llamas rule and pandas fly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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