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Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	109

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	178	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3915
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	656	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9876	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	9085	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).