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BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	892	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2299	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	8470
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!