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ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	2381
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Items Found:	5205
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5330	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	4698	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	344	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4670
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Emeralds Found:	8629	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Potions Brewed:	148
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Star Shards Collected:	172
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, funhouse, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	1059	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

FridgeWars Minecraft Server

banning, campus, cleaning, Cruel, dorm, Food, Fridge, FridgeWars, Friends, kitchen, messages, Minecraft, perishables, public fridge, raw meat, roommate, roommates, Rotten, Server, stealing, Stolen, theft, VEGETABLES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fridge drama is real and the stakes are high! Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a dorm room with a shared fridge. But beware, for this fridge is no ordinary fridge – it’s a battleground for food wars!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for fridge space against unruly roommates who let their food rot and stink up the place. Will you be the hero who keeps the fridge clean and organized, or will you be the villain who leaves a trail of rotten veggies and raw meat behind?

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to ban a roommate from using your fridge, be prepared for the backlash of angry messages from mutual friends who think you’re the ultimate AH (that’s short for “Awesome Hero” in our world). Will you stand your ground and defend your fridge rights, or will you cave under the pressure of being labeled as cruel?

Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fridge drama, friendship betrayals, and the ultimate quest for food preservation. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DadStepDadDilemma

aita, appreciation, blended family, custody, dad, DadStepDadDilemma, Divorce, family dynamics, father of the bride, Jealousy, recognition, relationships, Resentment, Role, stepdad, stepparent, thoughtless, Trauma, Wedding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9335	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Towns Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!