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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 248 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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