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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Animals Bred:	200

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, gender equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive society, landmark bill, landmark decision, legal recognition, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progress, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, ThaiCraft, thailand

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	5512	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Votes:	4222
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

#endorsement, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, India, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, resolution efforts, russia, sanctions, summit statement, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2948	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	509	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mines Excavated:	1347	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8375	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!