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Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1655	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	143
Farms Harvested:	470	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	961286
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2387

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	9804	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	2091	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.