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| Server Name | Ordinary SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Whitelisted SMP |
| Features | Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla? | Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods. |
| How can I join? | You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server. |
| Is there voice chat available? | Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. |
| How old is the server? | Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord. |
| Can I give feedback and suggestions? | Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world. |