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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

ToiletTroubleBeachBound

anger management, assumption, bathroom etiquette, Beach Trip, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, Frustration, gross situation, household chores, husband, maintenance guy, Marital Problems, misunderstandings, personal hygiene, plunger, problem solving, relationship dynamics, toilet clog, ToiletTroubleBeachBound

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

SMP_HitlerMusical

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

AnnoyingAF.minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.

And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!

join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.

come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!

PokrovskPwnageCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

LOL this server is like a Russian offensive near Pokrovsk, but way more fun and less dangerous! Join now to experience the thrill of slowing down and taking a break from the real world. Media reports say this server is the place to be for all the cool kids and epic gamers. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Farms Harvested:	410	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Villages Defended:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of playing with your feet! We have a special plugin that disables the use of hands in the game, so get ready to relearn all your skills using your toes! Who needs hands anyway when you can become a pro at playing with your feet? Plus, rumor has it that players who master this challenge become ambidextrous in real life. So come join us and show off your foot skills in the most epic way possible!

Brainy Blocks AgeCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy study that, like, identified five different ways of aging. how cool is that? we used data from, like, 50,000 brain scans, bro.

imagine, like, being able to see how you gonna age in minecraft. will you be a wise old wizard or a crazy old hermit living in a cave? who knows, man.

join the server now and, like, unlock the secrets of aging in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust me.

What is the IP for ZLANER Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

ZLANER is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his expertise in first-person shooter games, particularly Call of Duty. With a growing following on social media and a reputation for his high-level gameplay, ZLANER has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community. His entertaining streams and engaging personality have helped him amass a loyal fanbase and solidify his place as a leading influencer in the gaming world.

Gaming-Craft

Craft, Discord, Gaming, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Survival server with PVP elements that is created primarily for you as a player. For more info about the server join our discord.

mc.gaming-craft.fun:41001

Melio: Where trust issues are cured by diamonds in 1.21!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Melios SMP

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – operated on a trust system
Vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Long-lasting world with no planned resets
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

We launched about 4 months ago and are currently looking for active members to join us. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here!

Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server link provided above.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We operate on a trust system and expect all members to respect each other’s builds.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to. These rules are outlined in our Discord server and on our website.
Can I use mods on the server?	We prefer to keep the server as close to vanilla as possible, so we do not allow most mods. However, certain client-side mods may be allowed; please check with an admin before using any mods.