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Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	613640	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5337	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Farms Harvested:	303	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	2648	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	2155
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	79

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4776	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)