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SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Votes:	2424
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	167
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	6628
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	218
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5806

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	127297	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ores Mined:	7504	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!