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ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6517
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8438
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	2131

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Emeralds Found:	142	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2127	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5970	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	5504	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4321	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!