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Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

BooblessSteve in Minecraft SMP

body positivity, body shaming, BooblessSteve, character design, creepy, double standards, Female Characters, female representation, gamer culture, Gaming Community, gigantic mammary honkers, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, perverted, petite body, sexism, small boobs, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, video game, video game character

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	4841	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocky characters! Join us if you’re tired of being judged for your pixelated physique. We don’t discriminate based on boob size or body type, we’re all about that blocky beauty!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and have a blast, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant blocky dragon with a taste for TNT! Let the madness begin!

SillyCraft Minecraft Server

5 year loan, 7 year loan, aita, Boyfriend, Calling, CAR, financial decision, financial responsibility, high interest, high risk, interest rates, loan term, long term loan, Minecraft, money management, new car, relationship conflict, Server, silent treatment, SillyCraft, sister, stupid, used car

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Emeralds Found:	5233
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

MommaKickedMe15

abandonment, emotional trauma, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family reconciliation, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health struggles, MommaKickedMe15, mother-daughter relationship, moving on, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, single parent, support system, teenage depression, teenage struggles, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs unconditional love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	816046	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out with no warning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s life story!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?

Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ores Mined:	2606
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	881	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Votes:	8694

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!