Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.
But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!
We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).
Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.
But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.
