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Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	2414
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Farms Harvested:	141	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Emeralds Found:	1357
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1058
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8563	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2579
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).