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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3837	Ores Mined:	5413
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Villages Defended:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9838	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5027
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ores Mined:	6521
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mines Excavated:	3254

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	3093	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	732
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!