Containment Thread MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

discussion, Edition, containment chat, heem, internet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

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LardCraft Minecraft Server

mp4, Kirsche…, Server, PCG, thread anthem

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

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Kirsche Lard Hut

BRIDGE DEI programs, #youtube, pippa, twitter, Kirsche…

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

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WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

lessons, Differences, Character development, relationships, Diversity

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

opioid therapy, Isoform, research, Medical research, Therapy

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

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SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

Project, description, Launch, anti cheat, Play

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

Expressions, non-native speakers, misunderstandings, Communication, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

Bidens, Politics, viral, president, commentary

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

trust issues, Communication, personal growth, ExHubbyNoVacay, healing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

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HubbyCheckBeforePlans

control, Respect, Boundaries, friendship, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

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