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The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9061	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8342	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5293	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9673
Villages Defended:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7924
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3602	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4850
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	8694	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!