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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5025 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.