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ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	367	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2138	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3531
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	120
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2902
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	184
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.