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5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1599
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	686	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	3037	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!