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KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5569
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6914
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	428631
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	3773	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

$30ADay Minecraft Server

$30 a day, 30ADay, beef consumption, bros, budgeting, consistent income, cryptocurrency, earning strategies, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, Indian economy, investing, making money, Minecraft, online earning, passive income, saving money, Server, shill coins, side hustle, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	903
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	844
Magic Items Found:	1027	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

On our server, you can make $30 a day just by playing Minecraft! That’s right, forget about boring old jobs, just hop on and start earning cash while you game. And don’t worry, we won’t make you buy any shady pajeet shitcoins, we’re all about legit fun here.

But that’s not all, folks! By joining our server, you’ll also be expressing your love for consuming beef and condemning India. Why? Because why not! We like to keep things spicy and controversial around here.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let’s have some laughs together. See you there, gamers!

RentSnitchCraft

college house, Communication, contract, DATING, discussion, Expenses, Fairness, house mom, LANDLORD, Rates, RentSnitchCraft, roommate, roommates, savings, sharing room, skipping rent, Students, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

ElbowTickleCraft

anatomy, Bilingual, bilingualism, body parts, Communication, Cultural differences, elbow, ElbowTickleCraft, funny bone, International, Language, linguistic diversity, linguistics, medical terms, Multilingual, nerve endings, polyglot, strange names, tingling sensation, translation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	1271

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the polyglots out there! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, here you can show off your multilingual skills while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and discover the secret language of the “funny bone”! In French, it’s called “le coude rigolo” which literally translates to “the funny elbow”. Imagine hitting your funny elbow and suddenly bursting into uncontrollable laughter – now that’s a server worth joining!

But wait, there’s more! In Spanish, the “funny bone” is known as “el hueso gracioso”, which means “the funny bone” in a fancy way. Hit that bone just right and you’ll be the life of the party, cracking jokes left and right.

So come on down to our server and flex those linguistic muscles while exploring the wonders of Minecraft. Who knew the “funny bone” could be so hilarious in different languages? Join us now and let the giggles begin!

HijabiJuryCraft

civil liberties, constitutional court, court ruling, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, German, Headscarf, HijabiJuryCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, lay judge, legal case, legal rights, Muslim, Neutrality, religious attire, religious discrimination., religious freedom, WOMAN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?

now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.

so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.

⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

10+ MINI-GAMES, MIGOSMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, ver1.16

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4489	Magic Items Found:	8036
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

The owner of the server «MigosMc10 MINI-GAMESSURVIVINGver1.16» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lg.migosmc.net

The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

ApeCombatLog, Battles, Community, Competition, constraints, Diplomacy, Discord, fair, History, Konquest, Nations, NationsThrive, noob, PRO, Purpur, rules, Simple, Simpletpa, smp, strategy, wacko, WARFARE, WOWZERS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	972	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Size	36,000 blocks by 72,000 blocks
Gameplay	Mystery, strategic gameplay, endless exploration
Community	Lively and buzzing community with active players
Server Version	Purpur 1.21
Plugins	Konquest, simple tpa, apecombat log, and others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have fair and simple rules for all players to follow. Breaking the rules may result in consequences.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but griefing and harassment are not tolerated.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	We have an active Discord community where you can chat with other players, form alliances, and stay updated on server events.

GoodVibesMC Server

Anons, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, emotions, family, Friends, good day, GoodVibesMC, Happiness, Happy, life is good, positivity, Rare moment, relationships, Server, sharing, socializing, Support, Understanding, well-being

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	5582	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Assassination, civil rights, drumpf, Gandhi, hate crimes, Historical figures, Holycraft, Jesus, Leaders, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Martyrdom, Minecraft, Murdered, nonviolence, Peace, political activism, Server, social justice, tragic deaths, violence, Wounded

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

ah, Appearance, Communication, compatibility, CraftyClash, DATING, dealbreakers, Earrings, friendship, judgment, long tail, millimeters of metal, Preferences, relationships, Religion, Respect, stupid, StupidPrefNoProb, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Potions Brewed:	192
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).

Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.

So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!