Conservative Think Tank Minecraft Servers

Conservative Think Tank Minecraft Servers

  • KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

    KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2169
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Emeralds Found: 9787
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

    Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

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  • MineSkillz10YearsAgo

    MineSkillz10YearsAgo
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2040
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 6550
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ores Mined: 4386 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

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  • NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

    NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9520
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 319938 Dragon Eggs Found: 8126
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Crafty Gouty Villagers

    Crafty Gouty Villagers
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3309
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

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  • What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Ores Mined: 2188
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft ServersLoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

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  • TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

    TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5292
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 4018

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mc.timerise.fun

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  • Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

    Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8426
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 1492
    Emeralds Found: 1556 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • CakeWarsCraft

    CakeWarsCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7311
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Ores Mined: 3597 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

    Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

    But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

    Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6796
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

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  • CreeperCruncher42

    CreeperCruncher42
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5214
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225
    Emeralds Found: 4944 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

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