Conservatism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerconCraft: Where StyxHexenHammer’s Fans Unite to Mine and Troll

Propaganda, threat, Online Community, political discourse, Politics

Are you tired of dealing with boomercons in other Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where the right is suddenly pro-Jew for no reason at all? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the most outrageous conspiracy theories come to life. Fight off hordes of parasitic Jews while building your dream castle. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there.

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2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

demographic crunch, Indicators, inflation, Hispanic population, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

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CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

internet culture, Lifestyle, lolz, debate, showdown

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

VAllure Friends, VAllureCraft, VAllure, Corpo, Patreon

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

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FapCraft Minecraft Server

ONLINE, ANONYMOUS, sexual pleasure, FANTASY, PokeGirls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

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InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

InheriCraft, family expectations, expensive colleges, generational wealth, Financial Planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

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SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Mythological, recklessness, cautionary tale, moral of the story

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

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OrderUpCraft

UNUSUAL, funny, Cook, OrderUpCraft, Restaurant

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

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MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Négotiation, Defense, foreign policy, Ukraine, War

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

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AyatollahsAndPeriods

Political, ONLINE, arrest, AyatollahsAndPeriods, HUMAN RIGHTS

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

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