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J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	2480	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7694	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	476	Enchantments Applied:	171
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	6466	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Laplus Should Graduate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to witness Laplus, a pig in a graduation cap, finally receive his diploma after years of hard work in pig school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!