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LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	573	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	3305
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Emeralds Found:	5175	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	3031	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	42

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!