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CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8291
Votes:	9829	Buildings Constructed:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	104
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	7422

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	401753	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, cultural expectations, DATING, Expectations, Fallacy, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, improve, long-term commitment, Minecraft, misconceptions, personal growth, relationship, romantic relationships, self development, self improvement, Server, social conditioning, societal beliefs, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Tired of being told you need to “improve yourself for XX years” just to get a girlfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is build a pixelated castle and boom – instant girlfriend! That’s right, our server is so magical that even your virtual relationships will flourish. Join now and say goodbye to the “improve yourself” nonsense!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3437	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Broke2Rich Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, Broke2Rich, budget meals, budget-friendly meals, cheap eats, cheap food, comfort cuisine, comfort eats, comfort food, culinary delights, delicious dishes, economical dining, favorite foods, frugal dining, go-to snacks, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive cuisine, low cost meals, Minecraft, Server, tasty treats

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you a Minecraft player who loves eating cheap, greasy food like it’s your job? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only currency is leftover pizza crusts and ramen noodles. Build your empire out of empty chip bags and soda cans, and battle other players with your trusty hot sauce sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where players can mine for golden nuggets that grant them unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Cheeseburger Canyon, where the rivers flow with melted cheese and the trees are made of bacon.

So come on down to our server and feast like a king on the most ridiculous food items you can imagine. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have a never-ending supply of dollar store snacks? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

BlockyBonerzCraft

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, BlockyBonerzCraft, fetish, Freaky, horny, Kinky, Naughty, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3879
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cyber warfare, Deception, DisinfoCraft, disinformation campaigns, Espionage, Ethics, foreign intelligence agency, government tactics, influence operations, information warfare, Leaks.., Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, morality, political interference, Propaganda, russia, security threats, Server, state-sponsored disinformation, West

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	1505	Villages Defended:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Potions Brewed:	89	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can do WHATEVER u want, no rules, no morals, just chaos and fun, just like russia’s foreign intelligence agency but in minecraft form. join us and be a part of the most epic disinformation campaign in the west, spread fake news, cause chaos, and just be a total troll. who needs ethics when u can have this much fun? join now and let’s take over the minecraft world with our crazy schemes and wild adventures. no rules, no limits, just pure mayhem. come join us, comrade, and let’s show the world how to really play minecraft.