Connoisseur MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SMP Water Connoisseur: Does Anon Have S Tier Water for Daily Consumption?

purified water, top shelf water, top tier water, clean water, filtered water

Are you tired of drinking boring, regular water on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we serve only the finest S tier water for daily consumption! Our water is so pure and refreshing, it will make you question why you ever settled for anything less.

But that’s not all! We also have a special water park attraction where you can swim in a pool filled with water that has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Rumor has it that bathing in this water will give you superhuman abilities in the game. So come join us and experience the wonders of our water world!

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The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, rps, porn, cuck, self-care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

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Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

xray log, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, beginner tips, Running STALKER on Linux

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

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Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

shopping center aroma, bizarre scent, smell, unfamiliar fragrance, odd mall smell

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

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Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

microphone setup, connectivity, cable, focusrite scarlett, music technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

x86_64, computing power, x86_64ARMinecraft, Tech Enthusiast, Hardware

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

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RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition

smp, falseflaggers, archived threads., Ships, FICS

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!

But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!

We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

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RuinSpirit

Server, Farmwelt, Oldschool, Treffen, bedrock

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

Heroes, minimum wage, Food, POVERTY, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

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Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

current events, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, pins, Chibi Lia daki pillow, stands

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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